Resources for Exorcism by Phone
This is the main article about the exorcism seminar with several quotes, including the guy who does it over the phone. Here’s the article about the priest who’s done so many exorcisms, I said “hundreds” in the episode, it was actually 6,000! Here’s some more information about exorcisms from that reliable, totally real news source: The Sun. And also, ASHLEY WAS RIGHT! The exorcist was based on a real exorcism. Also, here’s an online guide to exorcism, although remember, only a priest can really exorcise someone (apparently, and according to the Catholic tradition).
Resources for Witchcraft in Sports
Just look at how badass Robota is up there. She’s our new queen.